Humor – Mr. Mondybags: The Lawyer determined to keep his money after death…
3 South African cities now rank among the 20 most violent in the world
This is an international report that was published recently. At this source link you‘ll see some interesting charts and statistics. South Africa was never like this under Apartheid.
[A joke from the USA. Jan]
Mr. Moneybags
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove the old saying, “You can’t take it with you.”
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died.
He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed.
His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic cleaning came upon the two forgotten pillowcases stuffed with cash.
“Oh, that old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement.”
Note: Most politicians are lawyers. Those that don’t have lawyers telling them what they can and cannot get away with – so, all politicians are lawyers or controlled by lawyers.
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