USA: Brilliant Racial Joke: Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton: Going to Church In Chicago
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S.Africa: Black Man arrested for sex with uncle‘s goat
A man was arrested for bestiality after he was found having sex his neighbours goat ...
[Very funny. Sounds like South Africa. Jan]
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?
He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.”
Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right….
My car was gone!
2003: S.Africa: 75 of matriculants won‘t get jobs
75 of school leavers who pass their exams won‘t be able to get jobs!