Humor: Surgeon Joke: What are the best kind of patients to operate on?
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Five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers…Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up with this observation, "You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no spine and the head and butt are interchangeable."
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