Humor – Mr. Mondybags: The Lawyer determined to keep his money after death…
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Here is a really old, historical book written shortly after the 2nd Anglo Boer War. It is 634 pages long and includes photos, illustrations and maps. This book was written by an Irishman who was a member of the British House of Commons. He was so OUTRAGED by this war started by the British that he resigned from his position in 1899.
[A joke from the USA. Jan]
Mr. Moneybags
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove the old saying, “You can’t take it with you.”
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died.
He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed.
His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic cleaning came upon the two forgotten pillowcases stuffed with cash.
“Oh, that old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement.”
Note: Most politicians are lawyers. Those that don’t have lawyers telling them what they can and cannot get away with – so, all politicians are lawyers or controlled by lawyers.
Nation Revisited
This is a website run by an excellent British man that I know who is a true racialist. He puts out good, solid content.