Humor: Are Zebra’s White or Black? … God’s racist answer…
Photos: Adolf Hitler: One of the Good Guys 12 Things you were not told about Adolf Hitler
Here is an overview of 12 Things you were not told about Adolf Hitler and National-Socialist Germany.
[This is excellent. Jan]
Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
"St. Peter said, "That’s a question only God can answer."So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please – I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white
stripes?
"God simply replied "You are what you are."The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?
"The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said ‘You are what you are.’
"St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.
"The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"
"Because," said St. Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You IS what you IS."
WARNING If you laughed at this, Obama will be sending Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson right over to kick your white honky ass.
Video & Audio: TOP SECRET: WW2s Biggest Tank Battle they never talk about
This was one of my 3 viral videos on Youtube before they quickly killed it. The original video was made in 2016. Look in every history reference book for the biggest Tank Battle that was ever fought and youll find they talk about the Battle of Kursk (or the Kursk Campaign). Heres the greatest tank battle in all of history and the fantastic Wehrmacht won it with ease, even when they faced tanks so new and so advanced that they had never seen these types of tanks before and even when their shells just bounced off the Soviet armour!