Humor: Are Zebra’s White or Black? … God’s racist answer…
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2005: After White Farmers chased out: A Few White Farmers make Zambia BOOM!!
After Mugabe chased thousands of White farmers away, a few hundred went to other countries including Zambia. Those White farmers made entire countries BOOM!
[This is excellent. Jan]
Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
"St. Peter said, "That’s a question only God can answer."So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please – I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white
stripes?
"God simply replied "You are what you are."The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?
"The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said ‘You are what you are.’
"St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.
"The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"
"Because," said St. Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You IS what you IS."
WARNING If you laughed at this, Obama will be sending Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson right over to kick your white honky ass.
Get a Free PDF Book: The Boer Fight for Freedom (1902)
Here is a really old, historical book written shortly after the 2nd Anglo Boer War. It is 634 pages long and includes photos, illustrations and maps. This book was written by an Irishman who was a member of the British House of Commons. He was so OUTRAGED by this war started by the British that he resigned from his position in 1899.