Excellent Joke: The Jew & the China Man!

10th November 2017

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[I spotted this one on Gab. Very cute! Jan]

Jew: I don’t like the Asians, they bombed Pearl Harbor.

China Man: No, that was the Japanese.

Jew: Chinese, Japanese all the same to me.

China Man: Well, I don’t like Jews, they sink Titanic!

Jew: That was an iceberg.

China Man: Iceberg, Goldberg, Bloomberg, all the same to me.

1779 Washington establishes winter quarters at Morristown:
General George Washington’s army settles into a second season at Morristown, New Jersey, on this day in 1779. Washington’s personal circumstances improved dramatically as he moved into the Ford Mansion and was able to conduct his military business in the style of a proper 18th-century gentleman. However, the worst winter...

1990 Chunnel makes breakthrough:
Shortly after 11 a.m. on December 1, 1990, 132 feet below the English Channel, workers drill an opening the size of a car through a wall of rock. This was no ordinary hole–it connected the two ends of an underwater tunnel linking Great Britain with the European mainland for the first time in more than 8,000 years. The Channel Tunnel, or “Chunnel,” was not a new idea. It had been suggested to Napoleon Bonaparte, in fact, as early as 1802. It wasn’t until the late 20th century, though, that the necessary technology was developed. In 1986, Britain and France signed a treaty authorizing the construction of a tunnel running between Folkestone, England, and Calais, France.

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