Very Funny: Humor: Men Vs Women – Which one suffers more pain?
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[This had me laughing a lot. Jan]
The crusty philosopher
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, "Nothing." I replied
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point, I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics and that might lead to other questions.
Finally, I pondered an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
Then maybe a nap.
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