Humor: Polish American… Joke Grounds for divorce

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A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn’t very good, they got along very well.

One day he rushes into a lawyer’s office and asks him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer says that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the following questions:

"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."

"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."

"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."

"I mean what are your relations like?"

All my relations still in Poland.

"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."

"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."

"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."

"What makes you think that??"
"I got proof."

"What kind of proof?"

"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER."



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