This is the untold story of why Robert Mugabe drove the white farmers out from Zimbabwe. I did this for Xmas 2015 and it includes some humour and fun that we poke at Mugabe. But much of it is a serious discussion of why the white farmers were driven out and the consequences of it. The whites were actually doing very well in Zimbabwe and they were funding and building up the black opposition to Mugabe. I also discuss Mugabe’s revenge on the blacks including smashing houses and businesses and making a million homeless.