[This is good. Jan]
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world ”
I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do? ”
"First Place" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world. ”
"I’m entering" says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out? ”
“First Place" answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?
Pinocchio says "This is mine. ”
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked
“Who the hell is Adam Schiff?”